It's spring, let's do something stupid

"IT'S NOT A RACE, IT'S A RELAY"

THE RULES:

  • YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE AROUND YOu. CALL YOUR PASSES. DON'T CAUSE A WAECK. DON'T BE A DICK. IF A WRECK OCCURS, REPORT IT To THE BOOTH.
  • WE HAVE A PERMIT TO BE IN THE PARK, AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO RIDE ON THE RAOAD. IF ANYONE FEELS OTHERWISE, PLEASE BE JUDICIOUS IN YOUR DIPLDMACY OR FIND SOMEONE WHO IS ABLE TO DO SO.
  • FASTER TRAFFIC TO THE OUTER EDGES OF THE CIRCLE.
  • TRY NOT TO FUCK WITH CARS. THIS IS NOT A CLOSED COURSE, SHARE THE RIGHT OF WAY.
  • ABSOLUTELY DON'T FUCK WITH PEDESTRIANS. HITTING A PED WILL RESULT IN A DQ. THIS Is NOT A JOKE
  • IF YOU CRASH, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY. IF YOU'RE HELPING SOMEONE WHO CRASHED, HELP THEM GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY. DONT CRASH, DUMBASS.
  • THERE WILL BE A PIT LANE BY THE START/FINISH LINE FOR RIDER/BIKE SWITCHES. IF YoU ENTER THE PIT, YOU MUST COME TO A COMPLETE STOP. FAILURE TO DO WILL BE PENALIZED IN WHATEVER MANNER SEEMS FUNNIEST AT THE TIME.
  • IF A RED FLAG IS SHOWN, THE RELAY HAS BEEN STOPPED TEMPORArILY; RIDERS ARE TO PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO THE PIT LANE AND COME TO A COMPLETE STOP. A GREEN FLAG WILL BE SHOWN TO INDICATE THAT THE RELAY RESUMING.
  • RECORD YOUR LAPS AND FINISH TIME AT THE BOOTH. DON'T LIE, THAT's STUPID.
  • THE BELLIGERANTE RULE: CHEATING WILL BE TOLERATED IF ITS FUNNY, LAPS ARE TO BE RUN CONSECUTIVELY, NOT CONCURRENTLY.
  • THE NATHAN JONES RULE: RIDERS WISHING TO ENTER SOLO SHOULO BRING TWO BIKES IN ORDER TO MAKE THEIR SWITCHES.
  • NO MOTORS UNLESS YOU PROMISE NOT TO BE SHITTY ABOUT IT.
  • SOLO PARTICIPANTS USING MACHINES WITH ONE OR FEWER WHEELS ARE EXEMPT FROM REQUIRED EQUIPMENT SWITCHES, UNLESS THEY WANT TO.